Friday, March 20, 2009

New Anatomical Discovery

I seem to be writing quite a bit lately about JB. (John Boy) So I figured I may as well keep at it.
Plus, who isn't in the mood for a good laugh?

A few weeks ago, the family had just finished dinner. I was still sitting at the table, doing my ususal. Which is trying to get John to eat. John was under the table, doing his usual. Which is not eating. As I went to reach for him, he jerked out of the way, and cracked his head. He started crying, and I pulled him up onto my lap and he rested his head on my chest.

After a minute, he looked up at my chest, which was clothed in a v-neck sweater and cami. He smiled real big, laughed, pointed at my cleavage, and said "HA HA!!! I see your NECK-BUTT!!!!"

Uh, yeah. It took us a few minutes to get up off the floor laughing.

Three weeks later, he still insists I have two butts. Obviously he doesn't understand that the ONE butt I do have is more than enough for me!

Have YOU learned anything new this week?
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10 comments:

Musings of a Housewife said...

Oh my gosh that is SO funny. Good one Johnny!! ;-)

Wendy said...

Well, that is a new one! Congrats on your second butt!

Anonymous said...

o my goodness.. that had me cracking up! Totally made my day :-). Glad you learned such a valuable lesson.

Tassi said...

ROFL! Kids just keep us guessing, don't they?!

Emily said...

That's awesome!!!!! Aren't kids the greatest? Thanks for a good laugh! Now, may I return the favor? Enjoy a lugh on me!

By the way, I found you at Musings of a Housewife's What I've Learned carnival. =)

http://life-artist-48.blogspot.com/2009/03/candid-6embarrassed-29.html

Unknown said...

That is hilarious!!!!

Alison said...

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!

Terra said...

OK THAT WAS VERY FUNNY

Dawn @ simply transparent said...

that is hilourios and leave it to a kid to come up with that!

mommy4life said...

That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!